Drinks
Drinks
Cocktails
The Devil Wears Parada Theme-
"Can You Please Spell Gabbana?"
$19La Gritona Reposado, Averna, Blood Orange, Lime, Agave
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"By All Means, Move At A Glacial Pace"
$18Barano Negroni Sour, Beefeater Gin, Barano Bitters, Lemon, Aquafaba
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"Please Bore Someone Else With Your Questions"
$19Appleton 12yr, Zacapa 23yr, Pineapple, Campari, Yuzu, Strawberry, Clarified Milk Punch
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"Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking!"
$17Rhubarb Infused Vodka, Raspberry, Rucolino Amaro, Lemon, Earl Grey
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"Why Is No One Ready?"
$18Great Jones Bourbon, Punt e Mes, Apricot, Angostura
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"Don't Make Me Feed You To One Of The Models"
$18Beefeater Gin, Campari, Strawberry, Lemon, Aquafaba
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"Everyone Wants To Be Us
$17Tito's Espresso Martini
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"You Eat Carbs!"
$17Barano Negroni, Blood Orange + Rosemary Infused Gin, Amermelade Aperitivo, Sweet Vermouth
No Proof...Still Lit
Non-Alcoholic Drinks-
"That's All" Mocktail
$12Strawberry, Grapefruit, Angostura, Ginger Beer
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"Pursed Lips=Catastrophe" Mocktail
$12Passionfruit, Sage, Pineapple, Lime
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"Cerulean" Mocktail
$12Cucumber, Empress n/a Gin, Lemon
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Sparkling Chardonnay
$15Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs
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St Agrestis Phony Negroni
$14 -
Non Alcoholic IPA
$9Athletic Brewing Co, Run Wild IPA, Milford, CT, .5%
Birra (Draft)
Alla Spina (Imperial Pints on Tap)-
Pilsner
$11Talea, Al Dente, Brooklyn, 5%
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Sour IPA
$12Hudson Valley Brewery, The Map, Beacon, NY, 7%
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IPA
$11Other Half, Green City, BK, NY, 7%
Birra (Cans)
Cans-
Pale Ale
$12Transmitter, BNY5, BK, NY, 5.2%
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Wheat Ale
$12Grimm Weisse, Brooklyn, NY, 5.5%
Vino Naturale
Wines By The GlassSpumante
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Glera
Cima Di Conegliano, Cuvee Prestige, Veneto, Italy, NV
Glass $13
Bottle $48
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Lambrusco Rose
Il Folicello, G-Turbo, Emilia-Romagna, Italy, NV
Glass $14
Bottle $56
Bianco
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Timorasso/Rossese
Poderi Cellario, Acacia, Langhe Bianco, Piedmont, Italy, 2025
Glass $16
Bottle $64
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Carricante/Catarratto
$23Graci, Etna Bianco, Sicily, Italy, 2023
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Garganega
Cantina Sober, Soave, Veneto, Italy, 2024
Glass $16
Bottle $64
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Viognier/Trebbiano
Carlo Tanganelli, Pipirii, Tuscany, Italy, 2023
Glass $16
Bottle $64
Arancione e Rosato
Orange + Rose-
Vermentino *orange*
$14La Mongestine, Bob Singlar, Provence, France, 2024
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Tiberi, Pistarello, Umbria, Italy, 2022
$16 -
Cavalchina, Bardolino Chiaretto, Veneto, Italy, 2025
$14
Rosso
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Sciaccarellu *chilled red*
Clos Fornelli, La Robe d'Ange, Corsica, France, 2024
Glass $16
Bottle $64
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Gamay
Michel Guignier, Beaujolais, France, 2023
Glass $13
Bottle $52
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Sangiovese/Sagrantino/Cabernet Sauvignon/Merlot
La Thadee, Giullo II, Montefalco Rosso, Umbria, Italy, 2023
Glass $18
Bottle $72
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Cabernet Sauvignon
Maison Noir, In Sheep's Clothing, Columbia Valley, Washington, 2023
Glass $16
Bottle $64